i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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