i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm bleeding and have questions
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
