question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
the raccoons are back...
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