is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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