Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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