This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
