Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Randomize
