I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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