he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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