will power is for people who don't want to get laid
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I just want nice things and good sex
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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