I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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