Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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