there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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