No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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