I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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