I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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