You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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