I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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