so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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