I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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