she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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