My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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