I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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