I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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