Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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