And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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