He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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