Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.