I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My vagina is officially offended.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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