I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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