Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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