Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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