im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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