it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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