Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I don't deserve a penis
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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