scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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