checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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