I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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