He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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