So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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