oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
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the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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