OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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