"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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