Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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