she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I want to be your penis for a week.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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