I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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