She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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