at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
how drunk are you?
Several
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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