I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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