he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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