My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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