I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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