i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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