That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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