no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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