My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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