question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
you inspire me to be a worse person
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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