I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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