I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Welp...herpes.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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